Feathers

It is said that birds of a feather flock together. I would like to adjust this adage and change it to: birds of a feather flock together, unless it’s a family reunion. This time of year the calendar seems to fill with family gatherings of one sort or another. The dynamics of such events are dictated by the birds that migrate in for the occasion. The following is a breakdown of the species that might attend any given function.

1) Geese: They are the loud, dominant ones. They like to fly in formation so they are often the planners of the event. If your V flying pattern is a little off, you’ll hear about it. Go with the flow or find another reunion.

2) Chickadees: These folks like to flit about and chat with as many kin as possible. They are sweet in a chirpy sort of way and always have a smile on their beaks. If you are shy, stick with the chickadees. They will nudge a conversation out of you and help you pass the time until you can go home.

3) Vultures: This group loves drama. They circle around until the edginess of flocking together cracks a few folks. Then it’s time to swoop in and stir the pot. Let the games begin.

4) Eagles: They like to watch from afar. They are often found by the food table so they can scan the flock and look for another eagle. They are content to keep their mingling to a minimum.

5) Cowbirds: They love reunions because they are fond of mooching off others. They are the ones who volunteer to bring a bag of chips or a jar of pickles and they are the first ones in line to take home any leftovers.

6) Warblers: You’ll know when they arrive because they start chirping immediately and don’t take a breath until the last cake crumb is eaten. They can be entertaining but are best taken in small doses. It’s recommended that they flutter throughout the flock so they don’t wear out their welcome too quickly.

7) Bluebirds: They are the perpetual optimists. 105 degrees heat index at the park, no problem. Drink more lemonade. Aunt Sally forgot the potato salad, no problem. Eat more chips. No air-conditioning in the gathering hall, no problem. Bring fans. Bickering amongst the flock members, no problem. Pretend you’re another bird.

8)  Ducks: They are the jigsaw puzzle pieces that are in the wrong box. They try to fit in but their social skills are a bit weak. The flock usually shares the responsibility of keeping them entertained.  Like the warblers, they are best taken in small doses.

There might be fewer feathers ruffled if birds could gather with just their own species, however, healthy ecosystems thrive on diversity. So, if you find yourself seated next to a warbler at your next reunion, I won’t be offended if you move to a different seat. There is usually a chair open by the ducks.